TO DO:

( Deadlines contain the word dead for a reason. )

( State Quarters? GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! )

( Behold, teh fanfic. Sometimes I actually finish projects. XD )

( I don't WANT to think about it anymore, so here's my for-myself reading list. )

( Actually, I've seen all the topic-relevant Trek except the DS9. Which I have sitting around for review sometime when I actually have offtime. )

Handily divided into the only categories that matter. Check under cuts for details. Added in order found--that is, most recent finds at the top.

( Not Romulans! )

( Romulans! )

Moar as I find moar.

If you have moar, especially if it is moar WITH ROMULANS, and extra-special bonus for DARK FIC IS DARK (WITH ROMULANS), comments are love.

I don't feel really myself, wasn't sure of anything until I put Splashdown on loud enough to hurt.

Then I felt better, and now I'm going to go do my report some more. It's due Wednesday and not even half done. Maybe a third done.

I really don't want to spend all of Tuesday on it. But I will if I have to.

God/gods/Elements/imaginary friends here.

I need a vacation.

Soon, soon, soon.

I'm going to look so gross. I don't care.

Black swimsuit? It bows outward at two ends, unable to hold either of them.

I'm rather prouder of the top, but that's neither here nor there.

Hahahaha big fat alto in a big fat black bathing suit!

YOU GUYS.

I'm Ursula. *Grin.*

IN MY DAY WE HAD FANTASTICAL FEASTS, WHEN I LIVED IN THE PALACE.

Soon, bbs.

ALSO SEDGUH:HGEDJASLGHSAH:GFJKLFDla WE'LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE GOT AN UPDATE.

I am seriously stupid happy.

Ayel knows things should be different. He doesn't regret a single day.

igrab is my Victar. I am so not kidding. ♥

Apparently I'm someone else's, too, which is scary considering it was for brainbasement whump.

Or sadism, in the plain English.

(Anything for a reaction, children. And apparently I have a lot of leftover anger about this very thing, why can't you be dead like him her; die, die my darling.)

Oh, Obvious!fandom, you entrance and terrify me. ♥

It is my favorite color of highlighter. I love orange highlighters! VERY BEST HIGHLIGHTER. <3

I needed this color so much, mmm. *Rolls around in it.* Here, have something to stare at other than Romulans! XD

ALSO: I'm cheating the meme I don't have the tiem shoulda thought of that! ^^;

( There are still some neat things back here... )

I fully blame the screencaps. And lo, Google shall deliver you paydirt in that regard; I do not remember from whence I gathered mine.

Minor vices, minor tics that magnify over the years; no, no, it doesn't work dramatically if I don't take him seriously.

I don't. XD

( We'll call it all forgotten when we're done. )

Don't tell them to go to hell; send them yourself.

( Ohlook, it's moar Nero crap. )

ETA: Ohgod this this this this oh. IT'S NOT PORN SO READ IT ALREADY THANK YOU. :D

So, somebody wants ghost!George to protect Winona and the boys, and all I can think is LET'S KILL FRANK, MESSILY, and let's call it This Old House.

Is, I'm thinking, not what OP wants.

This is like Kirk, Winged Savior of the Rihannsu.

This is my stripe of crack.

If I just keep telling it, "No, you have like four other things you promised to do and some of them are underway already" it will eventually die down and stop.

Still.

I wants it.

So, uh. One down. ^_^

Thirteen in attempting.

*Flail.*

On the other hand, I've written something like 6,700 words?

(My average short fic is a thousand, give or take.)

There's this one AU request for Kirk, Savior of the Rihannsu WITH GLORIOUS FALCON'S WINGS and I don't think I can resist it.

I don't think I even want to.

Help.

Except
The ability to read my mind?
And I didn't get that, either!
(Yet)

Stolen from starsandtildes.

( O, sing this once again, lustily. )

So uh. I went to make a Trek XI reclist and then realized all the ones I like are dark and fucked up.

Except the obvious Jheti bait Romulan ones. And, well, most of those, too.

I am vaguely alarmed.

Mostly floored by the easy smooth availability of the dark and fucked up, but also vaguely alarmed.

Broad humor in Firefly flavor.

Jayne Eyre: being the most lolarious unsucking of Charlotte Bronte TO EVER EXIST.

Unsucking Charlotte Bronte. I did not think 'twere possible, nay, I didn't.

But it has happened.

YOU GUYS.

ETA: UNSIGNED FLAME IS UNSIGNED. MY JOY WAS PERHAPS PREMATURE. =(

Sie/they were just...outraged. And appalled. By my tastefully Kinsey 4.5 bald tattooed men.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE THE BIG TIME.

I hope they bring friends! I could have actual drama.

...Is it wrong that I'm this excited?

Oh, uh, the sick, twisted, deplorable feat of character-rape? That would be right here, assuming you'd like a side of Nero/Ayel with your Internetz today.

I have a feeling they will not care for my take on events. Not one bit.

Warms my heart.

I was trying to type something intelligent but it all comes out

HOLYSHIT *FWEEEEEEE*.

( Nero!fic planning blither. )

I also kind of want a Nero icon that says "DIAF your whole PLANET" but I suspect this is not the way to win friends and influence people within the fandom. XD

From taraljc.

Name fifteen favorite fannish pairings (het/slash/canon/fanon), and ask people if they notice any common traits/tendencies in the pairings you choose. Try to pick different fandoms.

Different fandoms? Oops. Here, have them in vague chronological order backward, including ships for fandoms I'm no longer in or only in to converse with the awesome people I met there. Also, please note that I pay no attention to the / direction.

( Pairings! )

BONUS ROUND: My original pairing was and will always be Zelda/Link (The Legend of Zelda)

I still can't stand Jayne/River (Firefly).

I realized that if I'm going to actually WRITE and FINISH my master plan, instead of letting it become Shadows 2.0, I have to have a reasonable idea of the Romulan history relative to the rest of the Star Trek universe.

Being a TOS Trekker, and primarily a books!only Trekker within the TOS, a lot of this makes me go "huh?", but whatever; TNG/DS9 Romulus is Nero's home environment, so, off to the Youtubes.

Trek XI relevant dates, where available, are underlined and red.

( Thus far. Plenty of this goes right over my head, too, but doesn't it make a pretty wooshing noise as it flies by? Mostly thanks to Memory Alpha. )

( Incidentals and Et Cetera )

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

Pls?

I stole it from taraljc.

O! Invisible link is invisible, owing to my black background. Shhh, it are a secret! Our princess is in another castle. XD

( There's no sex in your violence. )

Done instead of...other things, because I'm running into issues; Obvious is not all sparklypants and therefore would not be carrying lube on his person. They're not homunculi, so blood is right out. No amount of spit will ever make the strength difference okay.

It's been awhile since I had such a refreshing problem. ^_~

Oh look, more Trek XI Nero chatter brain-nibbles. Be excited! I am.

My top rollbar add has not STOPPED being that free Roman empire game. I cannot imagine why. XD

( So I'm perilously close to fic. Because. Because he acts like this in my head. )

Of course the actual fic will be lyrical and seriocomically heavy-handed dark, because that's all I can ever write.

I still have not figured out exactly how a naked Ayel arrived in his quarters in order to investigate the screaming, BUT HAPPENED TO ARRIVE WITH TEA, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES IN MY HEAD, but I'm getting there. *Halo.*

Ayel/Nero srysly. Srysly A LOT.

Stolen from starsandtildes! And then modified to be something I can actually do! XD

First ten people to comment with a pairing or character will get a one-sentence fic of same. Double posting doesn't count; wait a few days until I see what I've got.

Reciprocation is always love, but not always requited or required.

By inkvoices. Wash/Zoe of the PG-13 sort. (Takes place before the Tams are aboard; that's why they're not there.)

Everyone is in character; it's almost like an episode of the show. *Squeeble.*