ETA: I just watched it! I cried. It's that awesome. "You have just taken your first step into hell." Oh Ed, my Ed. And the backgrounds are so lush and gorgeousful and.

JUST WATCH IT ALREADY.

Oh oh oh oh.

Look look look LOOK. <3

BEHOLD.

I seriously had to bite my face to keep from SCREAMING. In pure excitement.

I haven't seen it yet and I don't care BECAUSE IT IS THAT AWESOME. and ( Mangaverse kinda spoilers back here if you're only reading licensed volumes )

This entirely suits my requirements. And look what they named it! ^_^

Can there be an AU out there where Greed the First takes ownership of the Elrics and helps them get what they want, and they go eeeeevilll, and havoc ensues?

And like Roy has Fuhrer's Orders to kill them! And Kimbley, jilted by Greed the First, wants to help him do it. That would be awesome.

And Hughes as a homunculus, just to rip Roy the fuck apart. Angst fen would worship me. I think anime!Hughes would become another Pride, honestly, if we go ahead with manga rules where Bradley is Wrath. Selim can just die in a fire. The creepy little shit.

See I could write that. If I had the time. So I'll just blither about it instead.

In conclusion:

OH YEAH. OH FUCK YEAH.

INFINITE WIN + it's > 9,000.