Can't find your cellphone?

Who you gonna call?

I've only used this twice, but in both cases it's saved me while I was running to get my butt on a bus.

(The second time it had wedged itself down behind the couch. Never would've found it if I couldn't make it ring. BLESS YOU, little website, and all affection to your maker. <3)

Society made him
He's our responsibility

"No, no, you're...confused."

No I'm not, Chris; hush now and take your medicine.

I...I kind of love you, ffnet. Please don't ever change.

And kasviel? We've never met, but khlinae arhem and gratitude.

( It's more Romulan crap! )

I got my hair cut. I look awesome.

MY HAIRSTYLIST'S NAME IS GEORGE. <3 <3 <3

Let's not overlook that.

YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THAT GODDAMN MATH.

It's so beautiful.

Coolio.

This is entirely sufficient excuse to use this icon.

Yes, it is.

Hahaha, the ad in the sidebar just happens to say, "We do more than shipping."

Oh, yes we do.

I wish the community were less fragmented. And that some of the here-first fen were less wary of the demented biker Romulans. Because they're so much fun! And once you know how they got that way, they're just lovely.

Nero has made them a hard and horrible world to do their growing up in, and I can't wait to see how they'll handle it, even though I know the next movie will be the Klingons, because everyone likes them best.

It's my pet theory that the Romulans need chainsaws.

Oh, hush.

There weren't any fiddles in first century Rome. And if there's any such instrument on ch'Rihan it's probably some version of a lyre and not played with a bow.

I mean. Really.

Hello, Paydirt. You're looking gorgeous this evening.

So I was looking for a larger, undistorted copy of That One Picture of Kirsten Dunst wearing a folding fan and a smile seriously accurate historical depictions of a silly-goose headless-doll queen who has intrigued me since childhood. She's like the inverse mirror of Elizabeth First. Anyway.

I was hunting for art. (Air quotes are for people who have issues with nudes. XD)

And boy howdy, did I find some. Albeit of the worksafe type. ^_~

In English: HERE ARE REPEATING PATTERNS FOR YOUR WEBSITES AND ALSO PALETTE OPTIONS AND SUCHLIKE ITEMS-ISH OF THIS TYPE. MANY PRETTY DELICIOUS VECTOR THINGS.

I don't suppose you can help me find that picture?

It's FUCKIN' DISTRACTING.

How many of my buttons does this press?

There will be a test later. <3

I'm cheating on my boyfriend with my new boyfriend.

I'mma chuck all his shitty CDs out the window later. XD

They've sold Midway, and it looks like it's going to come apart in little bloody pieces.

Woe. Most dolorous and lachrymose woe.

( Love is not a victory march, or: fannish-yet-true hyperbole. )

I have often wished I could do something about its decline, but I've never wanted it to disappear.

And now it looks like that could happen.

ETA: No, really, if it IS a hoax, then Wall Street Journal is in on it.

On which note, I attempt to sleep. Goodnight and good luck.

There is evidently a khipu database underway at Harvard.

I would just like to say that the new Baraka render?

Yes, and thank you.

TOS is love, love, love, love.

Flaws and all.

New movie is gimme gimme gimme SO MUCH WANT.

It's flawed. Going by the trailer, it's so fucked up that non-Trekkers will actually care about it. (Because we all know that's a sin.)

I mean, other than Uhura, um, shrunk, since JJ Abrams insists on making us notice that,

( It is a spoiler, yes it is. If you click it it, do not whine to me; it is clearly marked as A SPOILER. )

Okay.

This site, with a bit of poking, yields some organized anatomy tables with only a modicum of Latin.

Especially useful inclusion of surface anatomy details! Important for descriptions of what things should look like to outside observers/the audience/characters that barely know which end of the scalpel to hold.

The same characters might not know, for example, NOT to move trauma victims, and might try to, oh, lift someone with a visible head injury, with complete disregard for their neck.

Or that lifting stuff off the body? Can cause...it has a fancy name, but basically if the bloodflow is cut to like, your arm or leg, because it's pinned by something for a length of time, and then blood rushes back into the limb? That can be quite harmful. I just forget the name.

It's the same kind of blood-flow badness that happens when you squeeze a bruise. You really shouldn't. Put some ice in a cloth and very gently press.

Uh, yeah.

In most of my fandoms, the usefulness of something like this is a given.

If I see one more instance of unconscious!soldiers being carried "bridal style" (which is a weird phrase I've seen infecting the Pit recently) from the field without any sort of PRETENSE at an examination to check if they're even breathing--that is, NOT A CORPSE--I really will scream. I mean it.

Sic, thus, therefore.

Pretty lady oracle foolish can sing only songs you want to hear, absolutely free.

"Based on what you've told us so far, we're playing this track because it features basic rock song structures, electronica influences, a subtle use of vocal harmony, mild rhythmic syncopation and a minor key tonality."

Well. Your box is certainly pretty, too. ^_~

It just played three songs from my collection. IN A ROW.
Okay, just a little freaked out now.

Hahaha, I can't wait to see what it makes of my dance preferences.

MUST PRESS BUTANS AGAIN. <3

AWWWW.

...I have now this urge to write face-meltingly cute Dorochet/Martel.

I have been making with The Cute recently.

galpalficathon.

Lurk. Investigate. Write. Suggest. LAST DAY.

Just really awesome.

Thanks, taraljc. ^_^

PS: HAY PPLZ you can suggest prompts without writing any!

(I can't think of any, I'm so fried, but the AWESOME still stands.)

For BSG/multifandom people on the flist: Cylons = homonculi?

Check it out, yo.

So, uh, here are fascinating pictures of coral reefs! From high altitudes.

It's possible I have maybe discovered StumbleUpon and plan to apply my natural facility with keywords to its already uncanny ability to discern what I'm telling it, and call forth similar glorious delights.

Now, to go crash into bed and stay there.

And if you haven't yet played with StumbleUpon, you really, really, really should.

It's probably full of spyware, but it's so...Just try it!

Stepdad sent me this.

Make "paper" snowflakes in Flash! You can also save and display your snowflake, if you like.

So unbearably awesome. <3

nyohah gave me the songs. They were solid Joss and pretty funny.

So. I watched the Hulu.

...Joss Whedon has an impalement fetish. Straight up.

*Is exhausted.*

Maybe the one that's been perpetually "Coming Soon!" for TWO YEARS at my local shopping center (and oh, how excited I was at this prospect; I do believe I may have salivated) has an actual fiscal reason for the hiatus.

Whatever, as long as I get my store. There's another location that will be even more convenient for me, and it's already built, now all they need to do is place machines and bodies in it so I can throw what little disposable income I have right down their registers.

Oh.

So what? All pleasure is transitory; only pain is real. On balance, honest joy in an ephemeral thing is more real than trading on the permanence of, say, gold.

Memento mori.

Clouds do not have silver linings. Clouds cast shadows upon the ground, and on the ground we suffer under them, and then it rains. Insult, injury, endings.

To remember that we are mortal?

A hot cup of coffee makes me forget. <3

VANILLA BEAN SCONES. OKAY.