Darling,

I don't care how warm and fluffy and adorable she is, you cannot name your newest creature Eibhul.

Tribble. In the fake language that's eating my neurons.

I don't even have to spellcheck things like "Understood, sir" anymore ohgod help.

She is like a Tribble with a face. That whines and licks instead of purring.

hlkjfdssdaajdfnkas ♥

However Roxanne does not like her. I will have to watch them very closely these next few days, as Untitled Fluffpile Who Cannot Have A Rihan Name is only a puppy yet, and too easily squished by an eleven-pound bully like the Roxy Miss.

Roxy Miss is jealous. This will take time.

I have twenty pages of paper; two papers and a massive graphic design project, to DO. This weekend.

ORZ.

ALSO. How much ass does Windows 7 kick? Seriously. My computer loads from cold in half the time and my tablet actually works now.

I don't wear makeup. I just don't. Ever.

Until now.

Mmmmmm. <3

I have long split ends hair, largely owing to a misguided personal belief. Long hair is variably long, but in places touches the top of my thigh.

I am desperately sick of sitting on it, eating it, inhaling it, and getting it caught in everything. It takes thirty minutes to brush.

I should give up and get the hedge clippers, y/y?

I have done the short thing. It worked out.

( It used to look like this. )

tl;dr 1930's haircut pls. <3

I've been mainlining films for the last few weeks. I saw Trek twice (I'm sort of hungry for a third, but out of funds if I'm going to catch Transformers The Sequel, which I MUST DO, so I'm deeply torn).

I don't have a problem! I can stop anytime I want! XD

( Trek Trek Trek NERO McCoy Spock Ayel, blah. Oh noes my blog has STRONG LANGUAGE and PERVING and lots of both. Whatev. )

Okay god I was trying to write movie reviews of OTHER MOVIES goddamn.

( Angels and Demons. )

( Christian Baleout: Terminator Four And A Half MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CAPSLOCK AND SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK OR DO NOT WHINE. )

I do not have a problem I can stop anytime I want. Godfuckingdamnittounderworldhellplace it's all Bana's fault for ALSO BEING HECTOR just GAH HELP.

( Wolverine: Amazingly Gorgeous Crashingly Stupid Comic Extravaganza. )

Also, where's the Wolvie/Sabes sibcest hiding? It's hot like things that burn, oh yes indeedy.

According to the annoying blinky Internet banners, that Cedric Diggory Twilight guy?

Has a lower IQ than Paris Hilton AND President Bush (see, I can throw lefties a bone).

I can't wait for him to be over. He's not ugly enough to be ugly!hot.

What is ugly!hot?

( Let me explain. )

So. Fay tropical storm whatever outside?

Is windy.

My wall, it is a window.

The wind is talking. The land breathes.

I am suddenly conscious of sleeping directly across from a plate of glass nearly the length of my body.

I promise you these windows have not been upgraded, replaced or repaired since the house was built in 1982.

It is taking a supreme act of will not to hide facedown in the bathtub.

Srysly.

Stupid fucking hippocampus.

Apparently, one fix for a flushed face is to take a Benadryl before you leave the house for the day.

Now, if only they didn't make me hella sleepy. XD