I don't feel really myself, wasn't sure of anything until I put Splashdown on loud enough to hurt.

Then I felt better, and now I'm going to go do my report some more. It's due Wednesday and not even half done. Maybe a third done.

I really don't want to spend all of Tuesday on it. But I will if I have to.

God/gods/Elements/imaginary friends here.

I need a vacation.

Soon, soon, soon.

I'm going to look so gross. I don't care.

Black swimsuit? It bows outward at two ends, unable to hold either of them.

I'm rather prouder of the top, but that's neither here nor there.

Hahahaha big fat alto in a big fat black bathing suit!

YOU GUYS.

I'm Ursula. *Grin.*

IN MY DAY WE HAD FANTASTICAL FEASTS, WHEN I LIVED IN THE PALACE.

Soon, bbs.

ALSO SEDGUH:HGEDJASLGHSAH:GFJKLFDla WE'LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE GOT AN UPDATE.

I am seriously stupid happy.

Ayel knows things should be different. He doesn't regret a single day.

igrab is my Victar. I am so not kidding. ♥

Apparently I'm someone else's, too, which is scary considering it was for brainbasement whump.

Or sadism, in the plain English.

(Anything for a reaction, children. And apparently I have a lot of leftover anger about this very thing, why can't you be dead like him her; die, die my darling.)

Oh, Obvious!fandom, you entrance and terrify me. ♥

Short version: I AM A MACRO. AND SO CAN YOU.

( ...I'll do it in three. )

Long version: ( Who is your commander? Is it him? )


Good lord. I've actually blistered my thumb on the spacebar. XD

Stolen from starsandtildes! And then modified to be something I can actually do! XD

First ten people to comment with a pairing or character will get a one-sentence fic of same. Double posting doesn't count; wait a few days until I see what I've got.

Reciprocation is always love, but not always requited or required.

As far as fanfiction...Most of us here read it, and, uh, have some fandoms in common.

Recommendations, please?

Just because this is not my usual: do you have any Ganondorf/Link? Or just Ganondorf being badass?

I tried the Pit. The Pit is scary and sparse and brain-hurting. *Whimper.*

You can rec your own stuff, too!

And you know you want me to give it to you. ^_~

REMOVE YOUR MIND FROM THE GUTTER and play a game with me, instead.

And place it instead on The Altar Of Feed Jheti's Boundless Ego MOAR COMMENTS In Exchange For Compliments (TAoFBEMCiEfC is not a limited liability corporation; therefore you have no hope of suing for refund).

Leave me a comment and I will reply with why I like you. If I don't know you, I'll either make something up or tell you why I like your LiveJournal. You must pay for the privilege by posting a message like this one on your LiveJournal.

Hit me and I'll hit you back. Enthusiasm and honesty are my specialties, albeit in varying degrees. <3

Here. Here's all the random ass updating crap I could think of:

Awesome dream.

I haven't been this sick in about seven years. I got pity soup out of it. *Shrug.*

My Marie Palin has gone back to her beloved France Alaska, in exile. I'll miss you, ice princess! =(

No word yet on whether we get to eat cake.

( Fandom TL;DR: my own personal review rant. )

Apparently, Robitussin makes me indiscreet.

I care so much. XD